Kanye West (of Sanity) and Kim K are suing because their
private, intimate proposal at AT&T Park in SF in front of family and the crew
filming it all for their reality show was leaked online; thus besmirching the
sanctity of the hallowed occasion… oh lord, even my fingers are laughing at
that last line. Anyway, these 2 greedy,
soulless, megalomaniacs are mad because they won’t get as much money now from
the network that produces their PBS-esque “Keeping up with the Kardashians”
when that rat pail of a show comes back for another season. If you can reach down deep enough into your
soul to find the strength to give a shit, you can read the article here.
In other not-news news, Justin Bieber was “caught” coming
out of a whorehouse in Rio. I say
“caught” because his security team draped him in a bed sheet and “slipped” him
out- while allegedly spraying the paps with water. Either they wanted him to be seen or he has
the dumbest security/PR team ever known to celebs because last time I checked limo/Escalades,
burly body guards, and bed sheets draped over tiny elfish tweens don’t scream
“incognito”. Put on a hat, change your
shoes, put on a shirt to hide your tats, and lose the 30 man security team
outside the establishment. There. I just snuck Beibs out of a whorehouse. You can see this foolery here.
And finally, embattled Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has promised
to stop getting “hammered” in public. Even though Marion Berry 2.0 hasn’t
copped to smoking crack in the video where he is seen smoking crack, I like it
when politicians agree to stop getting snot slinging drunk and cruising city
hall in the early morning hours with open containers, swearing at their
aides. It’s responsibility. It’s self growth. Ford swears that not only will he not step
down, he will run again in the election next year. There is no tenacity like drunken tenacity, I
will give him that. You know he’s gonna
stick to that mantra until the daisy chain of prostitutes start scurrying out
of the alleys telling the rest of this sordid tale. And five will get you ten
that mess (or something like it) is coming. Click here for story.
