This 26-year-old midfielder is a 5"11 Pisces Tiger born on 3/2/1986. He plays for the German team Vfl Wolfsburg after signing a four and a half year deal in December 2011. Goal.com just named him World Player of the week Monday, but I knew that on Saturday after the game in which they defeated Poland 1-0. Not only did Jiracek score the beautiful winning goal, minutes later he took a shot to the face to block a long- range Polish attempt. Hmmm. A dominate and a submissive? I can get on dick with that (apologies- he brings it out of me).
When I watch him charge down the pitch-hair flying, eyes ablaze, face set in a fierce mask of steely determination- he doesn't seem so much to be chasing a ball as he seems to be leading a people. I want to jump on a horse and charge behind him and kill anything that threatens him, then stretch along beside him and have his babies. He brings that crazy-murderous-emboldened-frightened- I will do anything for you- but if you betray me I will do anything to you- Medea type madness. And if I can get all that through the television, can you imagine what would happen if I met him? I'd probably sniff his neck for an obviously and inappropriately too long amount of time, orgasm, and start crying. I kid, bitches. Only 2 of those 3 things would happen. Seriously though, he's mad intense and I find that I love that so much-perchance because it's the opposite of me, but that's more a discussion for my Snoopy journal than this blog.
I know that when the Czechs play Portugal tomorrow many eyes will quietly sneak side glances at Crissy- no matter how much bitches claim to hate him and chant "Messi" while he's playing. He's a pretty, pretty man- my eyes will surely be watching him too. But when I see my modern day foot warrior charge down the pitch, that's where my eyes will land and stay: on this Petr Jiracek ("Jiracek" doesn't really translate to English from the insane babble in my brain, but it basically means, "I will drag you in a cave and take you, and you will like it.") And although Portugal is heavily favored in this match, and I have thus far been unable to decide which team to scream for through the end of the tourny, I know now that I will be on my horse behind Jiracek and his men until the final whistle is blown.