Friday, February 3, 2017

Jason Momoa: Bringing Sexy Ax

Jason Momoa. Say that five times fast without some things getting hard and others wet.  This man is sex in motion, lust personified, and the reason your dirtiest fantasy just got even filthier. It is fairly impossible to look at such a Michelangeloan masterpiece of virility and prowess without your mind falling smack into your clit.

He comes across as charming, funny, confident, and extremely likable. He is executive producer and star of the Netflix show "Frontier", he has played Conan the Destroyer, he's going to be Aquaman in the upcoming film, and here is a gif of him going full beast mode at the gym:

As if that weren't enough, now, now there is footage of him throwing axes and drinking beer on Jimmy Kimmel: http://hawaiianjesus.com/post/156453623289/throwing-axes-on-jimmy-kimmel-live. Can he get any sexier? I submit he cannot.  If ever a man should have a harem...

He exudes a crazy-ass primal aura that could probably smother a bitch in its masculinity.  I bet he sweats 192-proof straight testosterone. He's got a wonderfully confident swagger of a man who would protect you from everything because he could kill anything with his bare hands (and if not, still throw a tomahawk and do it). But you would love those same hands, that pair wonderfully with that hair, that beard, that 6"4, 235lbs- to drag you in a cave and go Neanderthal all over your ass.

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