Why do I keep hearing about that Honey Boo Boo when the real
summit of beauty and grace on TLC is Hattie Wiener? Although Hattie has been featured on 1 or 2
other TLC shows, I was only introduced to her goddessity on Sunday’s episode of
“Extreme Cougar Wives”. The show is
complete crap, but sometimes you have to pick through cow dung to get to the Psilocybin
mushrooms- and Hattie is a lovely, lovely trip.
This holistic life coach and expert in anti-aging and
sexuality who has authored/co-authored 3 books, is like Tallulah Bankhead,
Blanche Deveraux, and Mae West all rolled into one sexy girlfriend. Who happens to be 76. She swims, she works out, she masturbates,
and she is a straight up, unapologetic, young-dick-haver. On the episode of “ECW” that I saw, she had 2
dates with a 29-year-old cub, and then met another young 25-year-old cat at the
swimming pool! I hope I still even know
what a penis is when I am 76, let alone be active enough to still go on dates
and mack on dudes.
Say what you will and hate all you want, but this woman
should be celebrated. If not for her
refreshingly cavalier attitude about sex, particularly, senior sex, then for
her self-awareness, self- knowledge, and self-honesty. She has realized what path makes her happy
and is following it as she enjoys her soul’s journey. It’s not about achieving a goal or finding something
at the end, it’s about making the most of the ramble. Some might call her a spiritual slut, and she
probably wouldn’t care, but we all would so much happier if we spent less time
hatin’ and more time realizing what would make each of us happy and guide us to
our own paths. We would do well if we all were as soulfully aware as this bar-hopping gangy who says "hell yeah" to sex on the first date.
Hattie Wiener is my new hero. After her divorce at 48, she built it and
they came (and so did she, evidently). I
want to be her when I “sept up” (hit my 70s), and I don’t care who knows
it. She is so bad ass, she makes Betty
White look like a punk. And err’body
knows that Betty White ain’t no punk.
When your last name is Wiener, whether you dig it or not, you
are gonna get clowned. When your last
name is Wiener and you love dick, well, that’s the universe telling you
something and you should listen.
Thankfully, Hattie did.
“With or without a partner, I’ll keep dancing.” – Hattie
Wiener.
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