Hunnam Throws Shade at 50 Shades

I just saw that Charlie Hunnam has dropped out of the cast of 50 Shades of Lame. In other shocking news, the sun rose in the east this morning.  First off, Charlie had to realize that he wasn't a great choice as Christian Grey if E.L. James originally wanted that "twipire" (Robert Pattinson) to play him- that's like ordering an Appletini and getting a double shot of whiskey in a kinda dirty glass. Secondly, Hunnam probably actually picked up the book for the first time, read some of that drivel, and decided that they weren't paying him enough to sell his thespian soul.  And finally, can you imagine the shit that kid would have taken walking onto the set of Sons of Anarchy if they were still shooting when that movie was released? I'm sure he did and when he combined that with the thought of winning his first Razzie, he called E.L. James directly and (without even identifying himself) just said, "Bye, bitch."  

Unfortunately he wouldn't have looked like this in the movie anyway, so enjoy the hot.